Behold the Kickmen

July 20, 2017 Size Five Games Size Five Games, Ant Workshop Ltd
Sport Indie Arcade
PC Mac Switch
About

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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Release Date July 20, 2017
Developer Size Five Games
Publisher Size Five Games, Ant Workshop Ltd
Game Modes Single player
Themes Action, Comedy
Behold the Kickmen

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